THE CONCEPT
ANGRY ANGELS
A CRUSADE FOR
HEAVY METAL
It was in the year 1099 when
Gottfried of Bouillon stormed the walls of Jerusalem to gain it
back for Christendom. It will
be in the year 1999 when we - the ANGRY ANGELS - take
the sword to free the Heavy
Metal scene from posers, faggots and backstabbers of all kind
("Metal Crusaders"). Blood
and fire will be spread among all non-believers to cleanse the
earth (“The Fury Of The Angels“)
and prepare it for the one titanic battle who will seal the
end of all our enemies (“Tyrants
Of Steel“). This will be the beginning of the metal ages...
In the third month of the
year of the lord 1998 the two mighty axeswingers NAMOR and
THE NIGHTBLADE declared themselves
publically eternal servants of the “Circle Of
Steel“ and started sharpening
their axes for the great campaign to be fought. Not long
after they realised, that
support was needed against the still mighty and tricky legions of
false prophets and deceivers
in the Heavy Metal universe. Following legends and strange
rumours about an unbelievably
old necromancer supposed to live in a tower surrounded
by razor-sharp cliffs and
violent sea on the island of damnation (“The Necromancer“),
they went on this most dangerous
journey to evoke him from his unholy slumber.
Countless fights and adventures
laid behind them, when the bleach light of the two evil full
moons tore the silhouette
of a giant black tower out of the cruel blackness they were
sailing through. Only with
the help of seadevils they evoked, NAMOR and THE
NIGHTBLADE could bravely fight
their way through the vanguard of demons protecting
the necromancers sleep and
wake him.
Since the necromancers face
is covered with scars from endless battles he fought against
barbaric aliens with stone-age
minds and laser-technology ("Starfire") throughout the
centuries, he wears a leather
torture mask not to scare the shit out of his most loyal
servants, henceforth called
HOODSLAVES. In battle he sometimes wears a helmet
instead. Because of the habit
of wearing masks and helmets he was given the nickname
THE HOOD. The mighty triumphirat
swore eternal allegiance and revenge to all those
who failed in keeping up the
metal-spirit! And then they returned to the upper world...
Thousands of backstabbers
and posers fell under the swords of vengeance wielded by
these triumphant warlords
("Realm Of Dragons"). And so did their wealth and kingdoms
(“The Crown And The Saxon
Throne“). They recruited MORTIIZ – the hammer on the
anvil - to harden their steel
in his underground blacksmith and to cool it in heathens
blood. In the meantime THE
HOOD took over vocal duties and was renounced “High
Priest Of The Metal Inquisition“
and given – along with the other warlords - the rank of
knighthood as a “High Protector
Of The True Metal Kingdom“. The ultimate “Circle Of
Steel“, the ANGRY ANGELS were
born!!! On their march onward to eternal glory they
stopped for a while to christen
their first anthems of pure steel and mayhem. They were
baptzized FIRST BLOOD as an
hommage to the lifejuice of those who died during the
defloration of the warriors
weapons in battle.
While you read this lines
and listen to FIRST BLOOD, we - the ANGRY ANGELS - are
preaching the sword and the
crusade for Heavy Metal. Hundreds of lucky losers meet their
merciful fate in the flames
of the Metal Inquisition, while others – less lucky – have to
experience the unearthly cruel
and sadistic treatment of THE HOOD in his dungeons of
torture. Terror reigns within
these haunted walls and the only sound which is louder than the
poor victims` screams is his
laughter when another glowing steel is deforming their tortured
flesh. No mercy for the posers!
To be continued...
Riding out of the bloodred
haze of the battefield, leaving their first blood and triumph
behind them and guided by
the gods of war and thunder, they reached the temple of the
warrior goddess, who lemurian
priests call the Princess Of Steel. Warriors used to cut out
the hearts of their fallen
enemies to temple a virgin sword on her altar. And so did THE
HOOD. They prayed for her
alliance in their holy crusade for metal. A mighty storm arose
and blew out their candles
and in the middle of the dark she stood in flesh and blood: the
mighty Princess Of Steel.
Embarrassed, shaky and full of fear the priests fled the temple.
Her long red hair was shaking
in the wind as she pointed her mighty sword to the warriors
breasts - one by one:
NAMOR, NIGHTBLADE, MORTIIZ
and THE HOOD.
And so they were honoured,
allegiance was sworn in the name of all into metal and the
warrior goddess herself: the
Princess Of Steel. Back on the battlefields of this world they
felt the strength of her power
raving in their veins. And the last thing you see in their eyes
when they raise their sword
against you is her spirit, the spirit of the Princess Of Steel.
The bite of their grim steel
became a legend among the enemies of metal! The word was
spread and more and more metalheads
took the sword to join their circle of steel. The
warriors gathered and when
they counted their faithful servants, they found two-hundred on
either side.
Priests came to bless those
who took the sword. Proudly they stood: so faithful to fight, so
fearless to die. It was THE
HOOD who chose seven of them to lead their troops into battle.
Those seven were given the
honour of knighthood, for
one should lead their armies
in the west.
One should lead their armies
in the east.
One should lead their armies
in the south.
One should lead their armies
in the north.
One to defend the homelands
of the angels.
One to break the iron gates
of hades
and one to storm the golden
walls of heaven!
And out on the fields of glory
he spoke to them:
"Thou shall stand brave and
thou shall keep the faith
in the circle of steel
with iron fists and iron will"
And so it was done! Billions
of enemies have to be fought! Oceans of blood have to be
spilled! Aeons of time have
to be crossed! May our armies grow in time, but we shall never
forgot those who were the
first to join us on our crusade for metal!
To be continued...